RASULULLAH s.a.w telah bersabda yang bermaksud: "Bacalah surah Yassin
karena ia mengandung keberkatan", yaitu:
1. Apabila orang lapar membaca surah Yassin, ia boleh menjadi
kenyang.
2. Jika orang tiada pakaian boleh mendapat pakaian.
3. Jika orang belum berkawin akan mendapat jodoh.
4. Jika dalam ketakutan boleh hilang perasaan takut.
5. Jika terpenjara akan dibebaskan.
6. Jika musafir membacanya, akan mendapat kesenangan apa
yang dilihatnya.
7. Jika tersesat boleh sampai ke tempat yang ditujuinya.
8. Jika dibacakan kepada orang yang telah meninggal dunia,
Allah meringankan siksanya.
9. Jika orang yang dahaga membacanya, hilang rasa hausnya.
10. Jika dibacakan kepada orang yang sakit, terhindar
daripada penyakit
11. Rasulullah s.a.w bersabda: "Sesungguhnya setiap sesuatu
mempunyai
hati dan hati al-Quran
itu ialah Yassin. Barang siapa membaca surah
Yassin,niscaya menuliskan pahalanya seperti
pahala membaca al-Quran sebanyak 10 kali.
12. Sabda Rasulullah s.a.w lagi, "Apabila datang ajal orang yang
suka
membaca surah Yassin pada
setiap hari, turunlah beberapa malaikat berbaris bersama
Malaikat Maut. Mereka berdoa dan
meminta dosanya diampunkan Allah, menyaksikan ketika mayatnya
dimandikan dan turut
menyembahyangkan jenazahnya".
13. Malaikat Maut tidak mau memaksa mencabut nyawa orang yang suka
membaca Yassin sehingga
datang Malaikat Redwan dari syurga membawa minuman untuknya.
Ketika dia meminumnya alangkah nikmat perasaannya dan
dimasukkan ke dalam kubur dengan rasa
bahagia dan tidak merasa sakit ketika nyawanya diambil.
14. Rasulullah s.a.w bersabda selanjutnya: "Sesiapa bersembahyang
sunat
dua rakaat pada malam Jumaat,
dibaca pada rakaat pertama surah Yassin dan rakaat kedua
Tabaroka,
Allah jadikan setiap huruf cahaya
dihadapannya pada hari kemudian dan dia akan menerima
suratan amalannya ditangan kanan dan diberi
kesempatan membela 70 orang daripada ahli rumahnya, tetapi barang
siapa yang meragui keterangan ini,
dia adalah orang-orang yang munafik.
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
18 Rules Between Men and Women
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
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Thursday, July 07, 2005
Why I never visit rich friends
Reasons why I never visit my rich friend
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid
approached me
and.
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice,
Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or
Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush
tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of
water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled
water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst......"
from tipah group
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid
approached me
and.
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice,
Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or
Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush
tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of
water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled
water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst......"
from tipah group
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Make up Muslimah
MAKE UP MUSLIMAH
MAKE UP MUSLIMAH... Ketahui rahsia sebenar mekap muslimah
*Jadikanlah "Ghadul Bashar" (menundukkan pandangan) sebagai "hiasan mata" anda, nescaya akan semakin bening dan jernih.
*Oleskan "Lipstik Kejujuran" pada bibir anda, nescaya akan semakin manis.
*Gunakanlah "Pemerah Pipi" anda dengan kosmetik yang terbuat dari rasa malu yang dibuat dari salun Iman.
*Pakailah "Sabun Istighfar" yang menghilangkan semua dosa dan kesalahan yang anda lakukan.
*Rawatlah rambut anda dengan "Selendang Islami" yang akan menghilangkan kelumumur pandangan laki-laki yang membahayakan.
*Hiasilah kedua tangan anda dengan " Gelang Tawaddu' " dan jari-jari anda dengan "Cincin Ukhuwah".
*Bedakilah wajah anda dengan "Air Wudhu'" nescaya akan bercahaya di akhirat.
Insya Allah semoga hidup kita diberkati Allah Ta’ala ..
MAKE UP MUSLIMAH... Ketahui rahsia sebenar mekap muslimah
*Jadikanlah "Ghadul Bashar" (menundukkan pandangan) sebagai "hiasan mata" anda, nescaya akan semakin bening dan jernih.
*Oleskan "Lipstik Kejujuran" pada bibir anda, nescaya akan semakin manis.
*Gunakanlah "Pemerah Pipi" anda dengan kosmetik yang terbuat dari rasa malu yang dibuat dari salun Iman.
*Pakailah "Sabun Istighfar" yang menghilangkan semua dosa dan kesalahan yang anda lakukan.
*Rawatlah rambut anda dengan "Selendang Islami" yang akan menghilangkan kelumumur pandangan laki-laki yang membahayakan.
*Hiasilah kedua tangan anda dengan " Gelang Tawaddu' " dan jari-jari anda dengan "Cincin Ukhuwah".
*Bedakilah wajah anda dengan "Air Wudhu'" nescaya akan bercahaya di akhirat.
Insya Allah semoga hidup kita diberkati Allah Ta’ala ..
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